Food Stove Top Stuffing Has Created Its Own Thanksgiving Dinner Pants

20:37  14 november  2017
20:37  14 november  2017 Source:   Food & Wine

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Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants . Available starting today, Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants are described by the grocery store stuffing brand as “comfortable, stretch-waisted pants with a little bit of Stove Top style.”

Stuffing company Stove Top created ' Thanksgiving Dinner Pants ' to help you eat even more this holiday year. What's This? Image: stovetop .

a group of people posing for the camera© Courtesy of Stove Top

Thanksgiving is the official start of “I’m-going-to-need-to-go-on-a-diet-after-this” season. So while you can ignore the size of your swimsuit until at least March, now is as good a time as any to start figuring out what loose clothing will keep you comfortable until New Year’s Day. Luckily, none other than Stove Top stuffing has come up with a product so cheesy it’s befitting of a brand owned by Kraft… Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants.

Available starting today, Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants are described by the grocery store stuffing brand as “comfortable, stretch-waisted pants with a little bit of Stove Top style.” “The unisex, maroon pants feature an over the belly waistband, embellished with iconic Stove Top stuffing imagery and complimented by XXL stuffing print pockets,” Stove Top explains. Yes, these specially designed pants have a “Stuffin’-Stretch” waistband that allows you to “eat in comfort” with plenty of room for expansion. Elsewhere, the item is said to have a similarity to maternity pants – but built for a big meal instead of an upcoming childbirth.

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Stuffing brand Stove Top is selling stretchy maternity-style pants for Thanksgiving . Stove Top is selling ' Thanksgiving dinner pants ' this holiday. Stuffed : The unisex pants come in four sizes an are being sold for .98.

Dress for your Thanksgiving food coma. Store-bought stuffing brand Stove Top has introduced a pair of Thanksgiving -inspired dinner pants that stretch 13 for .98 thanksgivingdinnerpants.com and Stovetop will donate ,000 of the proceeds to the nonprofit food bank organization Feeding America.

To help sell the silly idea, Stove Top has just released an equally silly promotional video on YouTube, featuring plenty of disclaimers explaining that many of the assertions made about these ridiculous pants are completely unsubstantiated. Still, though the statement that they are “based on the same technology used in astronauts’ underpants” is not real, the pants themselves definitely are. You can buy them in sizes small through extra-large for $19.98 (shipping included) at thanksgivingdinnerpants.com while supplies last.

Though the idea of Stove Top clothing is clearly a bit absurd, plenty of mainstream brands have been jumping into the clothing game as of late with a bit of tongue-in-cheek attitude including Taco Bell and KFC. Hell, even Dolce & Gabbana splashed food imagery all over a recent clothing line. At least with a $20 pair of Stove Top pants, you won’t be upset if you spill cranberry sauce all over yourself.

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Stove Top created Thanksgiving Dinner Pants that were designed with second-helpings in mind. What a time to be alive, my friends. While 2016 was the year of models and singers creating their own merch line, 2017 has been the year of food merch.

Everyone’s favorite boxed side dish is now selling Thanksgiving Dinner Pants , a pair of loose-fitting maroon pants with a thick elastic waistband that is either a photo of its own signature stuffing or a terrifying Magic Eye painting.

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